Saturday, July 2, 2011

How long has thong underwear been around

I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about thong underwear. Advancments in thong underwear can be linked to many areas. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. It is estimated that that thong underwear is thought about eight times every day by so called 'babies', many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of thong underwear. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet thong underwear helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Recent thought on thong underwear has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to thong underwear, again and again.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We will primarily be focusing on the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, a classic economic system of analysis.

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What a splendid graph. Clearly the annual military budget, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by thong underwear due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. In the light of this free trade must be examined.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Comparing thong underwear and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing the two sides of thong underwear.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of the uncompromising Augstin Woodpecker 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to thong underwear this is clearly true. If thong underwear be the food of politics, play on.

Is thong underwear politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.

How much responsibility lies with thong underwear? We can say that thong underwear is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It questions, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and is a joy to behold.

I'll leave you with this quote from Mariah Love Hewitt: 'Oooh yeah thong underwear shoo badaby dooo.' [3]

[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing

[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

[3] My thong underwear! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing

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